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Somethings in life, you can't plan and just come across it. And something like that are song texts, poetry and writing. Here's a sample of self made poetry.
Iron Maiden - The longest Day
In the gloom the gathering storm abates
In the ships gimlet eyes await
The call to arms to hammer at the gates
To blow them wide throw evil to its fate
All summers long the drill to build the machine
To turn men from flesh and blood to steel
From paper soldiers to bodies on the beach
From summer sands to Armageddon's reach
Overlord, your master not your god
The enemy coast dawning grey with scud
These wretched souls puking, shaking fear
To take a bullet for those who sent them here
The world's alight, the cliffs erupt in flame
No escape, remorseless shrapnel rains
Drowning men no chance for a warriors fate
A choking death, enter hell's gates
Sliding we go, only fear on our side
To the edge of the wire
And we rush with the tide
All the water is red
With the blood of the dead
Although I'm still alive, pray to God I survive
Might of Rome - 4.4.2008
(homemade)
Legions of holy rome
standing under the dome
Being prepared, being ready
standing still, standing steady
Defy the might of rome you will
but be prepared for your kill
You're holy determination
is your only motivation
Holy wars did rome fight
but resistance grew
beyond the boarders
Rome was forced to show it's might
The might of rome what a sight
showed in all it's power and it's might
hundred legions standing waiting
in the gale of storm awaiting
Didn't fall apart, no they stood
held position hard as wood
stood the warriors strong as stone
what a sight the might of rome
In the desert sand and cloud
they moved quietly, not aloud
moving close in formation
speeding fast to new location
The formation moved with pace
not a clank not a trace
Silence fell back behind
with the dead, they don't mind
Blood is falling like the rain
The fortress unveils again
In agony and fear they die
In the mud and rain they lie
But fought the battle and won
the legion stands in the sun
They stand waiting, they stand steady
oh, behold the might of rome is ready
The Arrow - 2.4.2008
(homemade)
Today, I saw an arrow wizing by
Everyone thought i was telling a lie
The arrow was long and the arrow was narrow
It hit a tree and on it a row
A row of ants on the tree
sitting waiting for you to see
The long arrow sticking, wobbling there
the wood and blood of the tree laid bare
Today, I saw an arrow sticking in a tree
Waiting, waiting for thee to see
The arrow long, the arrow thin
The arrow black, with its kin
Time - 2.4.2008
(homemade)
Time ticks on and on
Noone knows for how long
it has been ticking before now
but when the time comes
it will vanish with a short bow
Nothing will apear for evermore
And nothing will vanish nor
things and flies and flies and things
keep on doing till it rings
Time'll ring and time will lay
all our sins on display
and oh, what a scene
time's not going, not unseen
'Till kingdom come and kingdom fall
and all mankind'll grow so tall
but what goes up, must come down
and time'll watch with smile and frown
See the empires fall again
vanish in the muddy dirt and rain
See it come up again, see the name
let the game begin again
See the earth form it's way
from nightfall to the day
and see mankind scuttling around
let us begin another round
Zombie Slam - 2.4.2008
(homemade)
There's something coming crawling
'Round the corner of your mind
You're anxious to begin the calling
To see the bodies of your kind
Coming 'round to see me
Coming 'round to see thee
Climbing up in high high trees
Every chance is a chance that you seize
Black sheep munching
Black Birds crunching
Blood is spilled everywhere
They keep killing, they don't care
Today is thy forseen funeral
Today's the day of the dead man's ball
Zombie walking up the hill
waiting anxious for the kill
Ravens fly high over the scene
trying to hide, keeping unseen
You run and run and run and run
They follow you, it's fun
The Elfin King - 1.4.2008
(translated from german, by JW von Goethe)
Who rides by night so wild
It is the father with his child
The boy is safe in his father's arm
He holds him tight, he keeps him warm
My son, what is it, why cover your face
Father, you see him, there in that place
The elfin king with his cloak and crown
It is only the mist rising up, my son
"Dear little child, will you come with me
Beautiful games I'll play with thee
Bright are the flowers we'll find on the shore
My mother has golden robes full score"
Father, oh father, and did you not hear
What the elfin king breathed in my ear
Lie quiet, my child, now never you mind,
Dry leaves it was, rushing by wind
"Come along now, you're a fine little lad
my doughters will serve you, see you are glad
My doughters dance all night in a ring
They'll cradle and dance you and lullabie sing
Father, now look, in the gloom, do you see
The elfin daughters beckon to me
My son, my son, I see and say
Those old willows, they look so grey
"I love you, beguiled by your beauty I am
If you are unwilling, I'll force you to come
Father, his fingers grip me, O
The elfin king has hurt me so
Now struck with horror, the father rides fast
His gasping child in his arm to the last
Home through thick and thin he sped
Looked in his arm, the child was dead.

Inhale - 31.3.2008
(homemade)
Inhale, exhale
Breathe like a whale
Don't mind the smoke
Take it like a joke
pull it down fast
don't think of the past
Think up ahead
you like the dread
Inhale, exhale
tell us a tale
look up at night
see the speed of light
breath it out
don't think about
killing the conversation
it's manipulation
Inhale, exhale
you're a fucking male
males don't tell tales
they think of drinking ales
You have a task
drink up the flask
try and move tough
it's gonna be rough.
Chad Kroeger - Hero
Now that the World isn't ending
it's love that I'm sending to you
It isn't the love of a hero
and that's why I fear it won't do
Coldplay - Speed of Sound
Look up, I look up at night
Planets are moving at the speed of light
Climb up, I climb up in trees
Every chance is a chance that you seize
Iron Maiden - Paschendale
Blood is falling like the rain
His crimson cloak unveils again
The sound of guns can have their say
And so we die in Paschendale
My story, all rights to Douglas Adams-foundation.
This is the story of the question of life, the universe and everything:
Of life, the universe and everything - 20.1.2008
Once upon a time, there was a highly intelligent race of alien beings. They lived their ordinary lives on the planes and jungles of Ursa Minor.
But one day, there was a young being called Zaphod Beeblebrox, who didn’t live an ordinary life on Ursa Minor. He asked himself, what he was there for, what purpose he was made for and what his
existence meant.
He asked himself a long and difficult question: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
And slowly over the years, the whole race of Ursa Minor were pounding their minds with this question, which they couldn’t find an answer to.
So one day, they built a big computer. It’s name was Deep Thought 1 and it had one purpose: to find the answer to life, the universe and everything.
The race of Ursa Minor asked Deep Thought: “What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?”
And Deep Thought then calculated and said:
“The answer to life, the universe and everything is more complicated question than I can calculate with my processors; I can’t find the answer, I am too weak”.
And so the race of Ursa Minor destroyed Deep Thought and thought deep thoughts about what they could do next.
“We could build a bigger computer, than the universe has ever seen inn it’s six billion years of existence.”, a man then said.
And so the race of Ursa Minor built the biggest computer the universe hade ever seen in it’s six billion years of existence. It’s name was the Earth.
They asked the Earth, what the answer to life, the universe and everything was.
And Earth then said: “This is a difficult question. I’ll have to calculate for a long time” – “How long?” they shouted. “For about three million years!”.
The race of Ursa Minor was furious, but they waited for three million years.
Three million years later, there was a huge party going on around the Earth. The race of Ursa Minor was waiting for the Earth to wake up from it’s calculated sleep.
Finally, the Earth woke up. There was a shrieking cheer from the crowds around the computer.
Zaphod Beeblebrox, who had become very, very old and the president of Ursa Minor, asked the Earth the question, they had all longed an answer for.
“What is the answer to life, the universe and everything”, Zaphod asked proudly.
“You mean the ultimate answer to life, the universe and everything?” the Earth asked.
“Yes!” they all shouted in one voice.
“The Answer to life, the universe and everything is…” – “Yeeees???” – “is 42”.
Silence fell upon Ursa Minor. Five minutes of hard and deep thinking later, someone at last got the message, stood up and shouted: “Rubbish!!!”
But the Earth said: “I have calculated the answer correctly!” – “No, you can’t have!” They shouted.
“I have done it perfectly!” – “And forty-two is the answer to life, the universe and everything???” they shouted.
“Yes,” the Earth punded, “that is the answer”. And so the race of Ursa Minor destroyed the Earth and went back to their ordinary lives and didn’t ask difficult questions again.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (by Douglas Adams)